Anyone likes to chew gum? Pokémon released a new brand of bubblegum yesterday and its called Pika Chew.Are you a rare candy? Cause I feel a level up.My love burns as bright as a Charizard’s tail.Hey girl, are you a Flareon? Cause you are one sexy fox.If you were to join a pokemon contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.Here’s a few you can toss to an audience and see if you can catch em all: Some may call a few of them lame jokes but there is always the chance that lame joke evolves into something enjoyable when delivered right. While there are plenty of short Pokemon jokes with some catchy punchlines, there are also some one liners that can make for a good laugh. Pokemon-themed Lines for More Jokes (kind of Pokemon Dad Jokes) Why can’t you use Delibird competetively?.What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers and other tech?.Where does a Haunter like to water ski?.One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot! What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?.Which Pokemon should you bring to a barbecue?.What do you call a bird-type Pokemon that you just traded off?.Do you wanna go pokemon hunting tonight?Ĭause I wanna catch a Pikachu! (Peek-at-choo!).What do you call a pokemon who can’t move very fast?.What is a TV show about dancing that pokemon love?.What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?.Which pokemon do soccer players like the most?.What do you do when your Loudred evolves?.What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?.Other funny pokemon jokes for kids to enjoy What kind of sandwiches do Haunters eat?.What do you call a daredevil weedle that does motorcycle stunts?.What kind of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin ?.What does Pokemon do when their tails fall off?.What pizza does Lillipup like to order?.Why should you never tell your Pokémon when you’re taking a shower?.New Pokemon Jokes including the “Daredevil Weedle” joke What’s more amazing than a talking Metagross?.What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?.What does one Geodude say to the other Geodude?.And here comes a couple of Pokemon Dad Jokes:.How can you tell a pokemon likes baseball?.What does a yellow pokemon say before teleporting?.What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?.What is a favorite sci-fi movie for Pokemon?.
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